JND (as the Spider)
Who's that 8-Legged invertebrate / Fly munching carnivore /
Star of your web infested party wall /
Hardly small; army of us starting war on the human species /
Bring your cup and paper but believe me /
I'm coming back to haunt the place / I spawned my race superior to yours /
I'll survive a nuclear assault and all /
I'm that super spider striding on your floor /
Got you thinking twice before you enter or attempt to call for help, of course /
My giant fangs are primed, attack /
Inject the right amount to leave your vital stats and chances of survival slashed /
Don't think because my tiny back doesn’t have a spine attached /
I won't bite you several times until you're lying flat /
You won't deny me that //

Addverse (as the Fly)
I’m a tiny fly flying round your flat, spreading crap /
On your bedding, after laying eggs in some infested rat /
Landing on your shoulder, flying past your nose and over /
Casanova of the skies, you guys are super slow /
Newspaper rolled up swooping lower trying to stop me /
You can’t swat me, try and spot and splat a tiny dot with every copy! /
Drinking up your cup of coffee, regurgitating it /
It’s certain I was Satan's gift to earth when God was making it /
So, blaze your citronella, and spray your pesticides /
Repellent for the insects and flies that terrorize your lives /
...I’m guessing I’ll survive, try pulling off a leg /
The only thing to catch me in the end will be a spider’s web //

ExP
I was chilling in Sinoptic listening to “Simon Says”/
Till I, “got the f up” - I was mithered by a fly insect /
It was buzzing round my eyes and head /
...it’s bad enough to find ‘em dead /
Without them trying to get inside my sinuses /
Nearly knocked-over my pint of Becks /
As I sprang to life to get this pint sized pest some time to rest in silence /
Eh!
Missed it with the first swipe I guess I need to try progress my skills in stealth and slyness and stop it flipping flying! /
Yes!
It lands on a flat surface my hands on my last purchased magazine and I’m perching, waiting for the vital moment /
My eyes are open barely blinking as I sidle closer with the slightest motions so its compact eye won’t spy me holding /
The rolled up magazine above its head it’s bloomin’ dead and just as I delivered the crushing blow...
It bloody left //

JND (as the Spider)
I watch the humanoid raise aloft his feeble limb /
This fly’s not even his to eat, that’s my tea; I grin /
The speed at which he's trying to beat upon this evil thing /
Isn't speed enough; it's his approach that needs upheaval bring /
Another way of skinning cats to capture game /
That’s why I'm spinning webs the size of planets at my vantage place /
Cocooning fools for later the bodies saturate /
The web of which I'm centre of, I know you'd love the aftertaste /
But I've got bigger fish to fry, coz after fly’s caught /
I'm moving up the food chain, beside y'all /
Consuming humans till my kind walk the surface of this terra firmas life source /
And you'll be mine to dine on //

Addverse (as the Fly)
Intoxicating is the place that I’m residing in /
The flyest leviathan that’s hiding inside a cider tin /
My environment you find terrifying and frightening /
A sabre-toothed-super-high-flyer drinking nitrogen /
I spy a spider that used to be twice the size /
Then I tried devising a method of multiplying my own strength /
And my oh my did I finally get it right I guess /
It’s time to play spider versus fly and put it to the test /
I’m ripping up his webs it’s easier than ever now /
Never will I need to see who's round before I settle down /
I can take a human to the ground without making sound /
Now I’m star trooper super fly in metal gowns /
No point in getting down you better smile and never frown /
I am taking over now, any city, every town /
Any person, every place, every specie you can find /
This is the dawn of the spawning of the super fly //