lyrics
Darwin Theory
I was walking through the school hall when I saw Kyle
The first thing I thought was, “he’s got no style”
Dr Ice
Yeah well, when I saw you, I was doing it on purpose
I thought, “I don’t even wanna know who this nerd is”
Darwin Theory
Dude you got a pumpkin pie hair cut with curtains
And a sense of humour as good as a Germans
Dr Ice
Well, you play Warhammer and constantly loose
While I’m on the internet; abusing the n00bs
Darwin Theory
I’m the best gamer ever, period.
Dr Ice
Are you serious??
Darwin Theory
Yeah, I will beat you delirious
Dr Ice
At least I don’t wear a retainer with food in it
When you have to eat a crisp it takes like two minutes
Darwin Theory
Nice shirt, who’s is it?
Dr Ice
Your Moms, she took it off so we could go do business
Darwin Theory
Don’t even go there, my Mom’s a saint
Dr Ice
She took one look in my eyes and proceeded to faint
Darwin Theory
Your favourite genre of music is soft rock
Dr Ice
No it’s not, I like Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg
Darwin Theory
That’s pretty neat, have you heard of GeekNet?
It’s an up and coming radio show with street cred
Dr Ice
Uhh Duhh…I invented it
Darwin Theory
Are you serious?! Is there any way I could get on it?
Dr Ice
Uhh…No and No
I’m not letting somebody lame on my show
Darwin Theory
Are you really Dr Ice? I need to see some proof
Dr Ice
Here’s my business card, take at least two
Follow me on twitter @geeknetDrIce
Darwin Theory
Got it, right, uhhhh are you on tonight?
Dr Ice
Uhhh Duhhh…you know this dude
Darwin Theory
Well I’ve got some albums here we could review
Dr Ice
Who?
Darwin Theory
Some crap from a county in the U.K.
Dr Ice
Are you lame? Those English guys aren’t too great
I’d rather eat a soufflé whilst from tooth ache
Darwin Theory
Touché - I think we make a good team, what do you say?
Dr Ice
Ermm no…but what’s your name?
Darwin Theory
My name’s Chuck
Dr Ice
Chuck what?
Darwin Theory
Chuck Ceena, like the wrestler John Ceena but I’m no relation
Dr Ice
Listen n00b have you got a name which is more appropriate for the radio?
Darwin Theory
Yeah I got a really, really good n--, I been thinking about it ya know
Dr Ice
Hit me with it
Darwin Theory
Well it’s kinda based on like, evolution cos I’m a big fan of Charles Darwin
Dr Ice
Ok ok
Darwin Theory
So I kinda thought – Darwin Theory?
Dr Ice
That’s so lame
credits
from
Flame Griller,
released August 1, 2012
Flame Griller – “Darwin Theory meets Dr Ice”
(K. Swanson, C. Ceena, I. McGladdery)
Produced by Hashfinger, Written by Darwin Theory & Dr Ice
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